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A picture taken of Level 22 upon entering.
Description
Level 22 is an infinite series of snowy mountains. It is known for the world's most refreshing beer known as “Coors Light”. This level is full of big sweaty bears. It is so cold here, so cold that your pants will freeze.. and freeze hard.. so tight. Even thinking about it will take you back. Let me tell you my friends…. Even that….. is nothing compared to the ice cold refreshment….. of a coors light.
Entities
Level 22 currently has 3 documented entities that are listed below.
A picture of Jean-Claude Van Damme taken by an M.E.G member
One of Jean-Claude Van Damme's many attempts to recreate the ice cold refreshment of a coors light. In this attempt he's using the method of making snow angels.
Jean-Claude Van Damme:
Jean-Claude Van Damme is a friendly entity in Level 22. He has spent his whole life in this level trying to recreate the ice cold refreshment of a coors light, so far all his attempts have been unsuccessful. The closest he has gotten to accomplishing his goal was 22 years ago today, he was alone in the rockies, his clothes were taken by big sweaty bears, he was scared, he was left with nothing except his tight leopard print on his pants, his nipples were so cold they started talking to him.
A picture taken of Boris with a coors light. Photographer is assumed dead as he did not have any coors light on him
Boris the Wolf
Boris is an entity who inhabits Level 22. His main goal is to have as much coors light in his possession as possible. He will do whatever it takes to accomplish this. It is best to avoid Boris at all costs as he's extremely hostile but in the case that you must encounter him it is best to have coors light on you. Giving Boris all coors light you have willingly will result in him sparing you.
A picture taken of Ice Cube in Level 22
Ice Cube
Ice Cube is an entity who wants to prove that he is colder than coors light. He will make an attempt to freeze anyone he sees to death in effort to achieve this. It is best to have a coors light silver bullet pint on you as this will freeze him. Because after all, Ice Cube may be cold, but coors light is super cold.
A picture taken of the outside of Level 22’s ice bar.
The inside of Level 22’s ice bar. In this photo Jean-Claude Van Damme can be found dancing.
The Ice Bar
Going far enough into Level 22 will result in you finding a building called “The Ice Bar”. This building is owned by Jean-Claude Van Damme and he welcomes any wanderer to visit. It is just as cold as the rest of Level 22. The Bar is a perfect place to stack up on coors light.
Bases, Outposts and Communities
There are no known bases, outposts or communities on this level
Entrances And Exits
Entrances
- Drinking 69,420 pints of coors light in Level 6.1 will cause you to pass out and wake up in Level 22.
- Entering a fridge full of coors light in Level 296 will lead to Level 22. The fridge may be cold but its nothing compared to the ice cold refreshment of a coors light.
Exits
- To escape Level 22 you must recreate the ice cold refreshment of a coors light (which is impossible lol)